rap music..."brace mattic. what? what?" rap music..."bb2, uh wad up genro? jenny. jenny." rap music..."uh....we all gonna let you know how these verbals..." director: uh...and you never smoked marijuana before? paula: no, i've never smoked marijuana. director: is there a reason why you haven't? paula: i was too busy raising children. dorothea: i was a suburban housewife and we hadour cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy. dierdre: no i've never smoked marijuana before.
director: it's happening.let's bring it out and let them handle it. dierdre: oh, i have nerves. dierdre: all of a sudden i have butterflies. paula: yipes. dierdre: we don't know what to do with that.... producer: are you comfortable or do you want me to light it? paula: okay. producer: and then...you would just inhale from the top... paula: oh jesus.
producer: and it's going to drag smoke into here. paula: here we go! paula: stand by one. and you can gently, just stop lighting it. you can let go of the lighter. dierdre: now take a breath. dierdre: oh. maybe not? paula: you need more. dorothea: i need more? paula: oh you need more.
paula: put your whole face over that. paula: yes there. paula: do it like you mean it. paula: she meant it. dorothea: now it's your turn. paula: it's my turn? dierdre: okay burning --coughing-- director: cool well done.
dorothea: i think it was easier than i thought. dierdre: yeah dorothea: and i think it's just... dierdre: ...except now it's burning... dorothea: better to do the bong and not the cigarette, the joint. whatever it's called paual: okay. dorothea: yeah, i can feel some tingling in my brain. can you? paula: i feel like i'm smiling.
dierdre: you've played this before. dorothea: i've played this before. paula: oh. i didn't know you could use...all your hands. dorothea: no you can't. dierdre: oh you can't? paula: yay!! producer: inhale through the straw. --crew laughter--- paula: well, i won't tell you want was going through my mind.
--more laughter-- director: what was going through your mind? paula: i thought it was a dildo, but i've never seen anything on the end of it like this. paula: so it's nothing? producer: yeah, it feels like nothing. paula: oh...this could be dangerously fun. paula: no, just do it. dorothea: i was watching the light there. paula: oh forget the light.
dierdre: if it's green you can go. paula: go! dorothea: all right... (sounds of laughter) paula: that straw...you wanna swallow. paula: jesus! sweet mother! dorothea: she got actual smoke! dierdre: --laughter-- dierdre: okay, in the new disney channel movie, hannah montana struggles with what for the first time? dierdre: christopher walken? or a bleached asshole?
i prefer this. paula: which one? dierdre: the bleached asshole. paula: oh, thank you. (eating sounds) paula: i could go iron now paula: for days... paula: i love to iron. dierdre: you do?
paula: oh yeah! dorothea: you're kinda weird. paula: coming to broadway this season...blank the musical paula: okay, so it's the south or... queefing? paula: what's queefing? dierdre: querfing? paula: well, there's no "r." dorothea: queffing?
paula: queffing? anybody know what queffing is? dierdre: q-u-e-e-f-i-n-g dierdre: yeah, anybody know what that is? dorothea: it's a very modern word. dierdre: is it...is there other terminology we probably know? director: we're all friends now so i'm just going to tell you. dierdre: fooling around a lot!? dorothea: ...uh...huh. paula: oh, well then let's do that one.
dorothea: all right! (sounds of laughter) paula: coming to broadway this season... paula: pussy farts the musical. paula: when i'm...do it. i really feel like the muscles in my neck seem not as tight and i see a lot of benefits for it... dorothea: i totally lost track of what you were talking about. paula: i know! and then sometimes when we're up here... we just get like so...what? (sounds of laughter)
dorothea: i'm feeling like i really don't care ...if i understand even i i and so --laughter-- the little bit of tea i think kicked it up a notch. dierdre and paula in unison: you sure that was the tea? (laughter) dorothea: okay so go ahead and tell i dorothea: tell a story...and we'll... dierdre: i don't...i don't think i. i think i really inhaled a lot
paula: oh you did. dierdre: but i do not feel as high as they feel look to me. dierdre: i don't feel to me as high as they look to me. paula: oh brother. oh god write that one down. dorothea: it's just like being drunk isn't it? paual: yeah, i'd do it again. if i can get this bag of chips open.
